Học tiếng Anh qua truyện cười

Trong phần này chúng ta sẽ được học ngữ pháp, từ vựng tiếng Anh qua các mẩu truyện cười ngắn.

Gấu trong quán rượu - This bear walks into a bar. Then he sits down and orders a beer. The bartender, amazed that this bear can actually talk, gives him a beer.
Thông điệp báo lỗi - Microsoft is trying to add some humor to its error messages in Windows 2000 and up. Here are a couple of examples:
Ở rạp hát - The cowboy lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh Amarillo Theater. When the usher came by and noticed this he whispered to the cowboy, "Sorry, sir, but you're only allowed one seat." The cowboy groaned but didn't budge.
Hình phạt - A man was sent to Hell for his sins. As he was being taken to his place of eternal torment, he passed a room where Bill Clinton was having an intimate conversation with a beautiful young woman.
Chó con thông minh - Two women that are dog owners are arguing about which dog is smarter...First Woman: My dog is so smart, every morning he waits for the paper boy to come around and then he takes the newspaper and brings it to me.
Ông chủ xí nghiệp - The owner of a large factory decided to make a surprise visit and check up on his staff. Walking though the plant, he noticed a young man leaning lazily against a post.
Ba cái phong bì - A new manager spends a week at his new office with the manager he is replacing. On the last day the departing manager tells him:
Bạn đã bao giờ tự hỏi - Can you cry under water? Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
Máy trả lời tự động - Hi, you've reached the home of George Ledec. If you are calling to collect a student loan, gambling debt, or other obligation, please press 1 and hang up now.
Bí mật chưa được giải đáp - Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle. He's got two large bags over his houlders. The guard stops him and says:"What's in the bags?"
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