Ở rạp hát - The cowboy lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh Amarillo Theater. When the usher came by and noticed this he whispered to the cowboy, "Sorry, sir, but you're only allowed one seat." The cowboy groaned but didn't budge.
Hình phạt - A man was sent to Hell for his sins. As he was being taken to his place of eternal torment, he passed a room where Bill Clinton was having an intimate conversation with a beautiful young woman.
Chó con thông minh - Two women that are dog owners are arguing about which dog is smarter...First Woman: My dog is so smart, every morning he waits for the paper boy to come around and then he takes the newspaper and brings it to me.