Học tiếng Anh qua truyện cười

Trong phần này chúng ta sẽ được học ngữ pháp, từ vựng tiếng Anh qua các mẩu truyện cười ngắn.

Ai là người nói dối - A Sunday school teacher was giving her class the assignment for the next week. "Next Sunday," she said, "we are going to talk about liars, and in preparation for the lesson, I want you all to read the Seventeenth Chapter in the Book of Mark."
Chúa là ai - A little kid asks his father, "Daddy, is God a man or a woman?" "Both son. God is both."
Lời bàn luận trong đám tang - 3 friends die in a car accident and they go to an orientation in heaven. They are all asked, "When you are in your casket and friends and family are talking about you, what would you like them to say?"
Học sinh và giáo viên - TEACHER: Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE? JOHNNY: Madam, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time.
Biết dừng đúng lúc - A man walks into a bar and orders one shot. Then he looks into his shirt pocket and orders another shot. After he finishes, he looks into his shirt pocket again and orders another shot.
Là quả dừa - Mike was not well. He was tried all the time, and his head often hurt. "Go to the doctor", his wife said.
Truyện cười Mỹ - A little boy wanted $100 very badly; his mother told him to pray to GOD for it. He prayed for two weeks not nothing turned up.
Đãng trí - My uncle is so absent-minded. The other day he went home early and knew there was something he wanted to do, but could not remember, what it was.
Sống sót - Theres a redhead, a brunette, and a blonde, all stranded on an island. The first day they look north for land, and they don't see anything.
Một ca khó - Two psychiatrists were at a convention. As they conversed over a drink, one asked, "What was your most difficult case?"
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