Học tiếng Anh qua truyện cười

Trong phần này chúng ta sẽ được học ngữ pháp, từ vựng tiếng Anh qua các mẩu truyện cười ngắn.

Tự sửa - When a man's printer type began to grow faint, he called a local repair shop where a friendly man informed him that the printer probably needed only to be cleaned.
Đừng đi làm muộn nữa - Sharon had this problem of getting up late in the morning and was always late for work. Her boss was mad at her and threatened to fire her if she didn't do something about it.
Trả tiền trước - A motorist was driving by a Texas ranch, hit and killed a calf that was crossing the road. The driver went to the owner of the calf and explained what had happened and he then asked what the animal was worth.
Quy cách ăn mặc - Employed by the human-development center of a corporation in the Midwest, a woman trained employees in proper dress codes and etiquette.
Làm thế nào mà ông kiếm được tiền - A young man asked an older rich man how he made his money.The old guy fingered his sweater and said, "Well, son, it was 1934 and in the depth of the Great Depression. I was down to my last dime."
Giảm giá duy nhất trong năm - It was the day of the big sale. Rumors of the sale and some advertising in the local paper were the main reason for the long line that formed by 9:00, the store's opening time, in front of the store.
Con rùa trên cọc rào - A country doctor is suturing a laceration on the hand of an old farmer. Old man: "All you need to know about politics is that young George Bush is a post turtle."
Hãy nhẫn nại với người học việc - An ageing blacksmith realized he soon needed to retire so he picked out a strong young man to become his apprentice.
Mất ngủ - The senior civil servant went to the doctor and complained of being unable to sleep. Doctor: "Oh! Don’t you sleep at night?"
Mất cuốn bài tập - Little Johnny looked so sad his teacher had to inquire what was wrong. “What’s the problem?” she asked. “I hope it’s not about your homework again.”
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