Học tiếng Anh qua truyện cười

Trong phần này chúng ta sẽ được học ngữ pháp, từ vựng tiếng Anh qua các mẩu truyện cười ngắn.

Nơi làm việc so với trại giam - IN PRISON....... You spend the majority of your time in an 8x10 cell. AT WORK....... You spend most of your time in a 6x8 cubicle.
Đó là một cuộc phẫu thuật rất đơn giản - A man was wheeling himself frantically down the hall of the hospital in his wheelchair, just before his operation. A nurse stopped him and asked, "What's the matter?"
Một chuyến vào chợ bán thịt - A meat counter clerk, who had had a particularly good day, proudly flipped his last chicken on a scale and weighed it. "That will be $6.35," he told the customer.
Làm việc quá sức - For a couple years I've been blaming it on lack of sleep and too much pressure from my job, but now I found out the real reason:
Thôi miên - A famous hypnotist was performing in a large auditorium full of students one night. He began to speak in a soft and steady voice over the loud-speaker system.
Yêu cầu của công việc này - Employer: "In this job we need someone who is responsible." Applicant: "I'm the one you want. On my last job, every time anything went wrong, they said I was responsible."
Tóc vàng hoe nghe điện thoại - A blonde with two red ears went to her doctor. The doctor asked her what had happened to her ears and she answered...
Cửa hàng tạp hóa kỷ nguyên hiện đại - The new Supermarket near our house has an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of a thunderstorm and the smell of fresh rain.
Cuộc phỏng vấn tồi tệ - A man went to apply for a job. After filling out all of his applications, he waited anxiously for the outcome.
Chưa có hàng - A store manager overheard a clerk saying to a customer, "No, madam, we haven't had any for some weeks now, and it doesn't look as if we'll be getting any soon."
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