Học tiếng Anh qua truyện cười

Trong phần này chúng ta sẽ được học ngữ pháp, từ vựng tiếng Anh qua các mẩu truyện cười ngắn.

Khi học sinh gian lận - Pupil (on phone): My son has a bad cold and won't be able to come to school today.
Đó là tất cả à - The American author visited Paddy's farm for material for his book which was to compare Irish and American farming methods.
Chuồng lợn - A farmer living on the outskirts of Mullingar during its famous Fleadh Cheoil rambled home late at night and discovered two youths sleeping in a shed behind his pig-sty.
Gà ba chân - Juan was driving down a country lane in his truck when suddenly a chicken darted into the road in front of him. He slammed on his brakes, but realized that the chicken was speeding off down the road at about 30 miles an hour.
Gà vĩ đại nhất - A lion, a gorilla and a chicken were bragging in a bar. "I am the greatest," said the gorilla. "When I beat my chest everyone backs away respectfully."
Ăn dưa hấu - A farmer in the country has a watermelon patch and upon inspection he discovers that some of the local kids have been helping themselves to a feast.
Đáng chôn - A Dublin lawyer died in poverty, and many people donated to a fund for his funeral. The Lord Chief Justice of Orbury was asked to donate a shilling.
Gà hay hạt giống - A farmer goes into a farm supply store and orders two hundred chicks, explaining to the owner that he wants to start a chicken farm.
Tai nạn của những chính trị gia - A bus load of politicians were driving down a country road one afternoon, when all of a sudden, the bus ran off the road and crashed into a tree in an old farmer's field.
Bệnh bò điên - Two cows were chatting as they chewed the cud. "Ere, have you heard about this mad-cow disease?"
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