Học tiếng Anh qua truyện cười

Trong phần này chúng ta sẽ được học ngữ pháp, từ vựng tiếng Anh qua các mẩu truyện cười ngắn.

Con không làm - A little girl came home from school and said to her mother, "Mommy, today in school I was punished for something that I didn't do. "
Chiếc xe thể thao mới - A blonde has just gotten a new sports car. She cuts out in front of a semi, and almost causes it to drive over a cliff.
Tóc vàng hoe bán xe hơi - A blonde tried to sell her old car. She was having a lot of problems selling it because the car had 250,000 miles.
Xin chúc mừng - "I painted something for the Academy last year". "Was it hung ?". "Yes, near the entrance where everybody could see it"...
Con vẹt - A woman went to a pet shop .She immediately spotted a large, beautiful parrot. There was a sign on the cage that said $50.00.
Ngày lễ tạ ơn - An old man in Austin calls his son in Dodge City (Kansas). The conversation goes as follows. Dad: Son, I hate to bring you the bad news... but your mother and I, we are getting a divorce…
Đột nhập vào nhà - A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before...
Những suy nghĩ và những trích dẫn - The advice your son rejected is now being given by him to your grandson.
Lần cuối - Have you read the Bible yet? - Yes, I have. Why do you ask me this?
Ba người chồng gặp nhau - Three husbands met each other. The first one who was a soldier said: - Woman's tear is a classic weapon but very dangerous.
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