Học tiếng Anh qua truyện cười

Trong phần này chúng ta sẽ được học ngữ pháp, từ vựng tiếng Anh qua các mẩu truyện cười ngắn.

Cảm ơn vì... - Doctor: Open your mouth… Patient: Thanks! Doctor: Why did you thank me?
Bóng chày ở thiên đường - Two buddies Bob and Earl were two of the biggest baseball fans in America. Their entire adult lives, Bob and Earl discussed baseball history in the winter, and they pored over every box score during the season.
Người New York đến - One day at the entrance to heaven, St. Peter saw a New York street gang walk up to the Pearly Gates...
Thỏa thuận với một luật sư - A New York Divorce Lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. Saint Peter asks him "What have you done to merit entrance into Heaven?"
Kiện tụng về tài sản - Did you know that heaven and hell are actually right next to each other? They are seperated by a big chain-link fence. Well, one day hell was having a big party and it got a little out of hand.
Vợ có trong tầm kiểm sóat? - Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven. God comes and says "I want the men to make two lines. One line for the men that dominated their women on earth and the other line for the men that were whipped by their women.
Tuyển chọn cho thiên đường - Recently a teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter informed them that in order to get into Heaven, they would each have to answer one question.
Cố giải thích cho phụ nữ - A man dies and goes to Heaven. He gets to meet GOD and asks GOD if he can ask him a few questions. "Sure," GOD says, "Go right ahead"...
Tại sao chơi tồi - A true story, according to the LA Times...Coach Frank Layden of the Utah Jazz asked forward Jeff Wilkins, "Is your bad play due to ignorance or apathy?"
Thiên đường chơi thể thao - St. Peter and Satan were having an argument one day about baseball. Satan proposed a game to be played on neutral grounds between a select team from the heavenly host and his own hand-picked boys.
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